tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5290266778875773934.post4273205800750970184..comments2023-09-18T01:14:18.760-07:00Comments on Nuts and Nonsense: Joys of CampingJeaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11577643691627143227noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5290266778875773934.post-43889668212897540162009-05-06T13:14:00.000-07:002009-05-06T13:14:00.000-07:00You really are trying to guarantee I NEVER go camp...You really are trying to guarantee I NEVER go camping again, aren't you?<br />1) Dishes? You mean even on vacation I'm expected to cook?<br />2) No need for books? Blasphemy. There is ALWAYS a need for books!<br />3) You can also do jigsaw puzzles from the cozy shelter of a rented lake cabin, or in the lobby of a nice hotel.<br />4) I LIKE to sit in the dark by myself. Preferably on the patio of a nice resort with a chilled glass of Riesling in hand.<br />5) Jumping fish! Egad! And when nature calls I want to make sure I'm using a porcelain commode with plenty of Charmin nearby.<br />6) I prefer my eggs without any black thingies at all.<br />7) I can bake in the sun beside a sparkling, choriney-fresh swimming pool, and ask the lifeguard to help me apply my sunscreen.<br />8) Horseflies? Horseflies! I already proved my warrior strength by giving birth to four sons without benefit of anesthetic. I don't have to prove ANYTHING after that.<br />9) I prefer to experience my Zin, chilled and in my glass.<br />10) Ever stayed in a fireplace room at the CDA resort? That's the way fire was meant to be experienced.<br /><br />Looks like we won't be vacationing together any time soon :-(<br />CindyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com