Hallelujah! A New Year Approacheth!

I am so excited to have a New Year unfolding!
  • I didn't do anything extraordinary to even warrant a Christmas letter (Hi, I did dialysis 1,068 times (oops, 1,069 because one day it didn't work and I had to come back the next day) and went to about 4,000 yard sales);
  • I avoided being filmed by "Hoarders" (note sentence just above) only because I kept my curtains closed;
  • Thanksgiving sucked because for the first time in my sons' lives (37 & 38 years), neither one of them were here (sob);
  • Christmas ads started before Halloween and were just plain annoying!
  • After two years on Unemployment after losing my precious job - even Unemployment ended;
  • Maybe I can make bag-loads of money selling all my yard sale stuff on Craig's List;
  • Maybe I can have Mechanic Man build shelf-units in the walls, which would do double-duty as storage for all my stuff AND insulation for the house!
  • A New Year means a new slate!
  • Maybe instead of a job, I'll do fascinating volunteer work and have something to write about other than I'm terrified that "Hoarders" will find me;
  • Finally, it will be such a fantastic New Year because I just found out I'm going to be a GRANDMOTHER!

Happy New Year everyone! Now, I'm going to crochet about 30 baby blankets, shop for a car seat for my car so I can drive my grandbaby around to show off, sign up for the Gerber College Fund, get a new digital camera for pictures, collect ribbons and buttons and sequins and stars for the 5,000 page scrapbook I'm going to make for my grandbaby, generally go wacko on baby clothes, purchase a year's supply of Pampers, spoil, spoil, spoil my new grandbaby. See ya later!

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